johnegbertt:

are we gonNA MAKE OUT OR WHAT PUNK????? ARE YOU TOO CHICKEN BC THat’s okay if u don’t wanna I’ll make u some mac n cheese and put on a movie instead ok i love you

tigresscherrytea:

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

"let’s quit together"
okay skeleton husbando

tigresscherrytea:

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

"let’s quit together"

okay skeleton husbando

Me: I need to make a good first impression
Me: puts on band shirt

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

Gosh dang

Gosh dang

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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Is this a test?

why

dendropsyche:


IM LAUGHING SO HARD

dendropsyche:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite