who unfollowed me
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
me: joins tumblr for fun
me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
I sense an extreme amount of sass
Heres a picture of me being ugly
Is this what gays do during the World Cup
Snakehole Lounge: Pawnee’s Sickest Night Club + Text Posts
when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room
the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time
adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
girls shouldn’t be waiting for romeo they should be waiting for steve rogers
girls don’t need to be waiting for anyone
Well that’s not strictly true. I need to wait for the driver to bring their bus to my stop so I can get to work.
My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.